Pete’s gay-ass scarf
first it’s a tiny vial of holy water…
then it’s a huge vial, WTF!
not only did Patrick manage to hold his net-gun and film the vampire attacking Andy from Andy’s point of view, but also…look. that is the face of a vampire out for your blood.
apparently vampire hunters can’t afford cups
Patrick waking Pete up looking all concerned and slightly curious aw cute bby
THE FACT THAT PETE HAS PICTURES TAPED TO THE INSIDE OF HIS COFFIN I’M SCREAMING HE’S SO PRECIOUS
wait who the fuck is in these pictures anyway? is that a drawing?
the fact that Pete has enough humanity left that a dog doesn’t shy away from him, that the dog just comfortably licks his face, akldgjaldg feels
Pete willingly talks to the priest because he doesn’t want to be a monster ALKSGJAGKA FEELS
THAT IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE ABOUT TO CRY OKAY PETE IS TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP HIS HUMANITY BUT HE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE HE’S GETTING ANY BETTER AND HE DOESN’T WANT TO HURT ANYONE OR BE A MONSTER BUT HE CAN’T HELP HIS ANIMALISTIC INSTINCTS I CAN’T I CAN’T
on a much lighter note Andy’s gorgeous tattoos mmm yes get in my bed
Patrick kicks a chair because FUCK YOU CHAIR
when you try but you just don’t succeed. A for effort.
Pete feels horrible about the monster inside him look at his FACE
but Pete still tries to do the right thing and resists temptation even when it’s right there in front of him
LITERALLY THE MOST UNREALISTIC FIGHTING I’VE EVER SEEN
what the fuck was this ugly mofo thinking when he did his hair and make-up this morning also how the fuck can Pete lift him up with JUST ONE HAND
one punch throws him back 10 feet YEAH PETE I’M SO SURE
if you don’t love Dirty then wow you need to go
LOOK AT ME I’M A VAMPIRE I CAN FLY AND DO FLIPS AND STUFF WEEEE!!!
black vampire gangstas doing each other’s hair
here come the dandies but we only really care about Brendon and William
GODDAMN THAT IS ONE BEAUTIFUL GLOVE
all hell breaks loose but Will is distracted because he spotted a shiny nickel
YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY NICKEL? I’M WILLIAM BECKETT AND I AM A FUCKING VAMPIRE NOW GIVE IT BACK!!
there’s ten of you and one of him WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF?
Will got his nickel back and is now observing the chaos unfolding around him with mild interest
Joe kicking ass
Andy kicking ass
don’t worry ladies, Patrick will save you!
well shit they were actually vampires ORGASM FACE
HE KICKED PETE IN THE FACE AND PETE JUST SPINS IN A CIRCLE WHAT IS THIS
Pete solidifies his victory by licking the other guy’s face
not sure why
because fuck you it’s tea time
SHE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME, SAW THE WHOLE THING, AND DIDN’T DIE I’M SO FUCKING SURE
Andy and Patrick getting arrested…wait. where’s Joe? IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO JOE I SWEAR TO GOD
THE PRIEST WAS A VAMPIRE THE WHOLE TIME
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY’RE ALL VAMPIRES